FISHJ∃RKS

FISHJERKS SHIT!

BUY SOMETHING, IT’S CHEAP AND WON’T DISAPPOINT!

STICKERS!

A DOLLAR APIECE! PLUS ONE DOLLAR FOR A SHIPPING! RADICAL!

T-SHIRTS!

OTHER FLY FISHING BLOGS SEEM TO THINK THAT YOU WANT TO PAY OVER $20 TO ADVERTISE FOR THEM ON YOUR CHEST. F THAT! I’LL GET YOU A UNIQUE, THRIFT STORE T-SHIRT, PUT SOME CUSTOM, HANDMADE LOGO TYPE SHIT ON IT, AND SEND IT TO YOU FOR $13 BUCKS! I GOTTA HAVE YOUR SIZE AND COLOR PREFERENCE THOUGH! I NEED 5 BUCKS FOR SHIPPING SUCH A RADICAL SHIRT TOO! SICK!

FISHJERKS EXTREMO SWAG BOX!

“holy fuck. that is hands down the funniest package i’ve ever opened.

I was like “shit, that’s a big box” then i was like “dude this fuckin heavy, wtf is in here?”

then i laughed until i was crying. went to put the box on the floor and the thingie rolled out and i started laughing all over again. every item just so funny. the desicant that crimps your tippet, the fucken Cure cassette hahahaha.

honestly, best laugh i’ve had i a long time. you should 100% offer that on your site but charge a fuckin’ premium. it’s completely worth it.” -DAWNPATROLFLYFISHING.COM

YOU’LL GET SOME STICKERS, PROBABLY A SHIRT, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER RANDOM STUFF FROM THE GOODWILL, THE FLOOR OF MY VEHICLE, AND WHO KNOWS WHERE ELSE. THE BOX WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. RAVE REVIEWS HAVE ALREADY COME IN FROM TEST BOXES SENT TO ONLY THE MOST RADICAL OF DUDES! COST? NAME YOUR PRICE, WITH A MINIMUM OF 27 BUCKS. SHIPPING? TEN BUCKS! EVERYBODY LOVES GETTING MAIL, IT’LL MAKE YOUR WEEK! GNARLY!!!

HOW TO ORDER SOME OF THIS CRAP:

EMAIL FISHJERKS(AT)GMAIL.COM WITH YOUR MAILING ADDRESS AND WHAT YOU WANT. IN RETURN, YOU’LL GET A MAILING ADDRESS TO SEND YOUR CASH TO. ONCE CASH ARRIVES YOUR AWESOME FISHJERKS SWAG GOES IN THE MAIL!